Alternative Funny Puppy Milestone Cards, Pet Milestone Cards, Dog Milestone Cards

$13.48

Shipping to United States: $13.48

Let's be honest, puppies come with a side of wild energy and endless mischief...

Our Alternative Puppy Milestone Cards are specially crafted to capture the whirlwind that is your puppy's first year. Perfect for documenting the chaos and sharing these memorable moments with your family and friends.

Every set of our milestone cards is made to order, offering you the flexibility to customise milestone messages according to your pup's unique antics. Simply let us know your preferences when placing your order.

Each pack includes 20 carefully curated milestone cards, each featuring a distinctive moment of your playful companion's escapades. Printed on high-quality 250gsm smooth card, these cards are hand-wrapped in tissue paper and presented in a charming keepsake gift box.

• Today I was a little Sh*t
• Today I chewed something I shouldn’t have
• Today I refused to go to the toilet
• I cried all through the night
• Totally embarrassed my humans at puppy class
• Today I pooped all over the house
• Today I peed all over the house
• Guess who ignored their recall today
• 50% puppy, 50% velociraptor
• I have the worst farts ever!
• Today I rolled in fox poo
• Today I stole human food
• Today I murdered my teddy
• Today I humped someone’s leg
• Today I had crazy zoomies
• I decided we needed holes in the garden
• Guess who tipped their water bowl over!
• Guess who’s teething
• Today I stole my human’s shoes
• Don’t fool for my puppy dogs eyes

Shipping & Policies

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Legal imprint